Bombs over Baghdad

I stuck a gun inside my vagina and pulled the trigger.

My ovaries felt the impact first as they shattered into a ball of light. The eggs were floating like pieces of styrofoam in the water.

It crushed my pelvic bone, destroyed my uterus, tore up my intestines and deflated my stomach. I didn't feel it when it happened. A bullet traveling at 800 feet/second will do that to you. It was a cool breeze across my flesh as it tore a hole and then instantly filled it with blood.

800 feet/second of full metal jacketed insanity crashed into my spine. My legs crumbled and my knees knocked together like a 5 year old at her first dance recital. I would have cried out in pain as my kneecaps collided with the cement but I couldn't feel that either. I couldn't feel the snapping of ribs or the collapsing of my ribcage. The spokes of my body puncturing my skin and falling like twigs around me. It was painless and numb as the bullet traveled through me and continued on.